From my 1999 Diary don't remember where I got it.
If ABC you do not know,
Before the judge you'll have to go.
If DEF you cannot say,
Bad luck is sure to come your way.
If you forget your HJK,
you'll have misfortune all the day.
If L and M you can't say clear,
you'll have to pay a fine,I fear.
Trouble will be in store for you,
If you can't say NOPQ.
If you got stuck at RST,
A dunce's cap your lot will be.
If you confuse a V with U,
you'll find yourself in Timbuctoo.
If over W you fall,
Beware that rod upon the wall.
If letter X you can't recall,
You'll not get food today at all.
If you find Y is hard to say,
They'll laugh at you in School today.
If Z should tie you up in knots,
They'll send you to Hottentots.
If ABC you do not know,
Before the judge you'll have to go.
If DEF you cannot say,
Bad luck is sure to come your way.
If you forget your HJK,
you'll have misfortune all the day.
If L and M you can't say clear,
you'll have to pay a fine,I fear.
Trouble will be in store for you,
If you can't say NOPQ.
If you got stuck at RST,
A dunce's cap your lot will be.
If you confuse a V with U,
you'll find yourself in Timbuctoo.
If over W you fall,
Beware that rod upon the wall.
If letter X you can't recall,
You'll not get food today at all.
If you find Y is hard to say,
They'll laugh at you in School today.
If Z should tie you up in knots,
They'll send you to Hottentots.
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